{"id":921,"date":"2014-08-26T12:05:00","date_gmt":"2014-08-26T12:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pellavasydan.fi\/index.php\/2014\/08\/26\/pimea-puoleni\/"},"modified":"2014-08-26T12:05:00","modified_gmt":"2014-08-26T12:05:00","slug":"pimea-puoleni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pellavasydan.fi\/?p=921","title":{"rendered":"Pime\u00e4 puoleni"},"content":{"rendered":"

Joskus kuvittelen olevani maailman napa. Ett\u00e4 kaikki py\u00f6rii vain minun ymp\u00e4rill\u00e4ni.<\/p>\n

T\u00e4n\u00e4\u00e4n p\u00e4iv\u00e4 alkoi t\u00e4llaisella keskustelulla:<\/p>\n

Olin tullut aamuantibiootilta ja odottelin taksia sairaalan etuoven ulkopuolella. Taksini tuli ja yritti peruuttaa eteeni (py\u00f6r\u00e4tuoli nostetaan takaovesta hissill\u00e4) mutta juuri silloin siihen v\u00e4liin kiilaakin Volvo. Mies nousee kuskin puolelta ja minuun iski ”joku”. Sanoin \u00e4ij\u00e4lle: ”Et sitten huomannut, ett\u00e4 tuo taksi oli tulossa t\u00e4h\u00e4n?” Ihan sillai hymyillen… Mies menee avaamaan per\u00e4loosteria ja sanoo kiukkuisena: ”Et sitten tied\u00e4, ett\u00e4 maailmassa on muitakin kuin sin\u00e4?” Nostettuaan py\u00f6r\u00e4tuolin esille huikkaan h\u00e4nelle iloisesti (mutta arvattavasti provosoiden): ”Onks sulla huono p\u00e4iv\u00e4?” H\u00e4n k\u00e4skee mun olla hiljaa – mit\u00e4 TIETENK\u00c4\u00c4N en tee – vaan huikkaan sille sen kyyditt\u00e4v\u00e4lle: ”Sulla on sitten h\u00e4ijy mies!” Nainen ei vastaa mit\u00e4\u00e4n, mutta se mies sanoo viimeisen sanan: ”Pid\u00e4 nyt suus kii!”<\/p>\n

Loppujen lopuksi minuun  iski viel\u00e4 vahingonilokin! Tuo kuski nimitt\u00e4in j\u00e4i aivan jumiin sinne oven ja muiden autojen keskelle. Se joutui tekem\u00e4\u00e4n pikkutarkkaa ”aja, peruuta, aja, peruuta” -ty\u00f6t\u00e4 ja loppujen lopuksikin kolhaisi Volvoansa sementtipenkkiin. Noh, h\u00e4n k\u00e4vi nostamassa penkin pystyyn ja p\u00e4\u00e4si kuin p\u00e4\u00e4sikin pois pinteest\u00e4 – mutta pelti rutussa.<\/p>\n

Toki olen h\u00e4ijyydest\u00e4ni huolimatta my\u00f6s hiukkasen ymm\u00e4rt\u00e4v\u00e4inen. Rouva oli niin hienosti puettu ja tukka upeasti laitettu, ett\u00e4 olihan sen pakko p\u00e4\u00e4st\u00e4 IHAN OVEN ETEEN, ettei h\u00e4n kastuisi! Toisekseen, py\u00f6r\u00e4tuolia k\u00e4ytt\u00e4v\u00e4n muijan hoitaminen on varmasti niin raskasta (vai mit\u00e4 Aarre?) ett\u00e4 kyll\u00e4h\u00e4n siin\u00e4 jo pinna kiristyy… mervi<\/p>\n

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Joskus kuvittelen olevani maailman napa. Ett\u00e4 kaikki py\u00f6rii vain minun ymp\u00e4rill\u00e4ni. T\u00e4n\u00e4\u00e4n p\u00e4iv\u00e4 alkoi t\u00e4llaisella keskustelulla: Olin tullut aamuantibiootilta ja odottelin taksia sairaalan etuoven ulkopuolella. Taksini tuli ja yritti peruuttaa eteeni (py\u00f6r\u00e4tuoli nostetaan takaovesta hissill\u00e4) mutta juuri silloin siihen v\u00e4liin kiilaakin Volvo. Mies nousee kuskin puolelta ja minuun iski ”joku”. Sanoin \u00e4ij\u00e4lle: ”Et sitten huomannut, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-921","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\nPime\u00e4 puoleni - Pellavasyd\u00e4n<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/pellavasydan.fi\/?p=921\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fi_FI\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Pime\u00e4 puoleni - Pellavasyd\u00e4n\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Joskus kuvittelen olevani maailman napa. 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